An Offer You Can't Refuse...

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For some strange reason, this story came to the forefront of my mind and of course I had to share it with all of you.  Back in my clubbing days (approximately 3.4 years ago) , I was out with a good friend of mine.  She looked absolutely stunning.  Her short pixie cut complimented her smooth skin and model-like frame perfectly.  I swear this girl could have stepped off of the cover of a magazine.

Apparently I wasn't the only person who thought so.  As we walked the familiar path from our illegally parked cars to our destination, a group of guys approached us.  Well, at least I thought it was us.  It was really just my friend.  The leader of the pack looked her square in the face and said, "You're so fine I want you to have my baby.  I'll give you the money right now and see you in nine months." Wait, what?

I'm sorry sir.  I think I misunderstood.  Did you really just proposition someone you don't even know to have a child with you simply based off of her looks?  What if she were a man-eating shape shifter?  Or a beautiful alien sent to procreate and take over the planet earth?  Or what about just good ol' fashioned crazy?  Now, I'm pretty sure this was just a conversation starter; however, where does one take a conversation from there?  The whole ordeal was pretty hilarious.  It got me thinking, what other outrageous pick up lines are going around these days?