Celebrity Frogs - Lil Wayne

Click picture to view article about Lil Wayne's recent hospitalization.

Rapper Lil Wayne is next on our list of Celebrity Frogs (not to be mistaken with a real frog - I know it's hard not to).  Not one, not two, but three earthling women were pregnant with this man's children at the same time back in 2009.  Among them were model/actress Lauren London, R&B singer Nivea and a third unnamed woman. 

Lil Wayne is good at what he does.  He is heralded as one of the greatest rappers of all time.  With that being said, I cannot understand what the attraction is.  He looks like a creature, sounds high most times and those teeth!  How could a woman possibly have relations with this man without placing a paper bag over his head?!

In other news, Weezy was recently hospitalized for an epileptic episode.  I had plans of resurrecting his famous phrase, "Don't worry about what's in my cup."  Judging from his recent health issues, I suppose that's not the best idea.  I wish him a speedy recovery.

Celebrity Frogs - Chris Brown

Click picture to view article from Eonline.

Eonline certainly made an April Fool out of Chris Brown yesterday. However they managed to locate this picture with Breezy's "yeah right" face and pair it with this title had to be someone's idea of a joke.  E! has since changed the photograph attached to this article at least twice.

What can I say?  Much to the chagrin of many women, I actually liked Chris Brown.  Don't get me wrong, his actions toward Rihanna back in 2009 were inexcusable.  With that being said he has incredible talent.  I really wanted him to get it together.  But alas... he's still a mess.

I cannot speak for his relationship with Rihanna these days.   All quiet on the western front in that regard (for now at least).  My problem is that he just cannot stay out of trouble.  If he's not perpetuating issues with other artists or making drunken YouTube videos about his love life, he's involved in senseless Twitter battles.  He mentioned multiple times in his interview on the Today show yesterday that he wants to stay positive.  Here's a tip: keep your mouth shut and stay out of trouble!