Most times when I describe my hesitation with online dating, people don't get it. I use facial expressions, sounds, and frantic hand gestures. That still doesn't quite convey the bizarre shit I've seen. Fortunately, the evolution of screenshots have allowed me to show, rather than tell. For your viewing pleasure I present Smooching Frog's Gallery of Online Oddities.
These are all profiles that I have come across in my online dating journey. Suffice it to say a cyber prince is unlikely for me.