For some strange reason, this story came to the forefront of my mind and of course I had to share it with all of you. Back in my clubbing days (approximately 3.4 years ago) , I was out with a good friend of mine. She looked absolutely stunning. Her short pixie cut complimented her smooth skin and model-like frame perfectly. I swear this girl could have stepped off of the cover of a magazine.
Apparently I wasn't the only person who thought so. As we walked the familiar path from our illegally parked cars to our destination, a group of guys approached us. Well, at least I thought it was us. It was really just my friend. The leader of the pack looked her square in the face and said, "You're so fine I want you to have my baby. I'll give you the money right now and see you in nine months." Wait, what?
I'm sorry sir. I think I misunderstood. Did you really just proposition someone you don't even know to have a child with you simply based off of her looks? What if she were a man-eating shape shifter? Or a beautiful alien sent to procreate and take over the planet earth? Or what about just good ol' fashioned crazy? Now, I'm pretty sure this was just a conversation starter; however, where does one take a conversation from there? The whole ordeal was pretty hilarious. It got me thinking, what other outrageous pick up lines are going around these days?