You Give Me Fever - Jungle Fever!

 Picture from IMDB.com

Picture from IMDB.com

I'm not a huge fan of pick up lines...neither giving nor receiving.  Over the weekend, I got a winner though.  I was out on the town celebrating my birthday with a few friends (at Taylor's of course).  We were standing against the bar, playing the role of happy little wallflowers when a gentleman approached me and said, "Has a white guy ever looked at you and told you 'I think I have jungle fever'?"  Perhaps it was the drinks, or the atmosphere or maybe even my little black and white dress that prompted my suitor's bold advance.  Tact might not have been his strong suit, but originality was!

Jungle Fever wasn't the only bug going around Taylor's that night.  Wearing a white three-piece disco suit, another gentleman clearly caught a case of Saturday Night Fever.  My friends spotted him at the edge of the dance floor staring at me.  His intense looks made us wonder if his interest was genuine or if admiring me was only a cover for the C4 he had planted in the bathroom.  Either way, we all made it out alive and disco dude eventually got the hint.