50 Shades of Grave

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then what tale does the collage above tell?  This gentleman's first faux pas was posting his wedding pics on a dating site. I mean, who does that (a rhetorical question clearly).   Nothing screams date me more than someone saying "I was happy once" followed by a depressing selfie.  Do you see a different story in the photos?  If so, share in the comments below!