Am I destined to be a cat lady? You know, one of those women who would be willing to sacrifice an actual human life for Mr. Whiskers to be happy and safe. It is one of my worst fears. For myself and the cats...but I digress. The thought itself is quite depressing so why not have a little fun with it.
Here for your reading enjoyment is a simple set of questions to help you determine if you will become a cat lady:
1. Do you cross stitch, knit, crochet, or scrapbook? If so, do you prefer these activities over actual human interaction?
2. Does the sound of other people having fun genuinely annoy you? I'm talking police calling, swearing at neighborhood children out of the window type of annoyance.
3. Do you hoard condiments from fast food restaurants? Additionally, do you make tomato soup out of the ketchup packets?
4. Are your dating prospects somewhere between the guy who works at the hardware store sniffing glue or the greeter at Walmart?
If you answered 'yes' to any one of those questions, your fate as a lonely cat lady may be sealed.
