The guy you've been avoiding pulls up alongside you while you're checking yourself out at a stoplight. Your window's down, his window's down. There is no escaping him. So what do you do? Here a few things you can try. I took some liberties here ;-)
- Turn up the music and make exaggerated hand gestures like you're explaining why the two of you haven't connected.
- Squint your eyes as though you're trying to place him... then book it as soon as the light turns green.
- Lean down in your seat avoiding all eye contact...then book it as soon as the light turns green.
- Pretend that you're having a heated discussion on your cell phone.
- Act like you're in a rush and did not notice the stoplight stalker.
There's no guarantee that these methods will actually work. However, it will make for a great story over drinks with your friends!
