Celebrity Frogs - Ray J

Boy meets girl. Boy and girl make sex tape. Girl gets famous.  Boy goes crazy and becomes irrelevant. That's a brief summary of Ray J (R&B singer Brandy's younger brother) and Kim Kardashian's history. 

However, Ray J reached an all time low when he released a single called "I Hit It First".  The song made several references to his ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian and new mate Kanye West.  He even solicited a Kim Kardashian doppelganger for the music video.  Now that's cold as ice.

There seemed to be no rhyme or reason behind Ray J's attack.  Aside from the sex tape, there had not been any buzz about them in the media.  Ray J's stardom has been fading for quite some time as evidenced by his unsuccessful attempts at reality television shows.  While I'm not even close to being a Kim K cheerleader, resorting to high school locker room talk is just pathetic. He was looking for attention and now he just looks like an idiot.

Ray J is also rumored to have been with the Lil' Kim, Tila Tequila, Pamela Anderson, Karrine Steffans, the late Whitney Houston, and a chick with a tiger tattoo on her face.  Apparently Brandy's brother gets around.  Let's see who his next lyrical victim will be.

Celebrity Frogs - Sean Combs

AKA Diddy (and a bunch of other nicknames that I dare not confuse you with) is our next Celebrity Frog.   Diddy gave out a lot of Mother's day love on Sunday to the three mothers of his five children.  He doesn't make the list because of his children to "baby mama" ratio.  It's what he did in those relationships that lands him on the list.

Diddy's most long term relationship was with former model Kim Porter.  He and Porter broke up in 1998 when he began dating Jennifer Lopez.  She allegedly found out about Diddy and J. Lo's relationship when she saw them grace the red carpet at an award show.  Porter was at home with their infant son watching the show on television.  Ouch!

He cheated on Porter again in 2006.  This time having a child outside of their relationship just five months before Kim gave birth to their twins.  He is now dating his protege Cassie who is pictured in the photograph above with him and Kim Porter in 2006. Yeesh!  Apparently Diddy goes through women the way he goes through his artists.

 

Celebrity Frogs - Woody Allen

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the froggiest frog of all?

Woody Allen.  For those of you who don't know who he is, here's a little background.  Allen is a famous director/screenwriter/comedian...the list goes on.  He is best known for his films Annie Hall, Manhattan and Midnight in Paris. He was also the voice of Z in the movie Antz .  Allen has been in show business since the 1950's.

How could you call this sweet innocent man a frog?
 Wellll, it goes a little something like this.  Allen and actress Mia Farrow (Rosemary's Baby, The Great Gatsby)  were an item.  While never married, they adopted two children together.  Farrow had an adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn, from a previous marriage.  Farrow and Allen split when she found nude pictures of 20 year-old Soon-Yi in Allen's possession.  The relationship began in 1991 when she was 19 and he was 56.

Ok. Gross.  Isn't that like his stepdaughter or something? 

I put that in bold letters because:

1) It's probably what you were thinking as you read it. 

2) It IS gross. 

Allen was technically not Soon-Yi's stepfather because he and Farrow were never married.  That does not change the fact that he was in a long term, committed relationship with her mother and helped raise her.  In addition, this is not the first time that Allen allegedly robbed the cradle.  It is rumored that he began a romantic relationship with a 17 year old actress from one of his previous films. 

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn were married in 1997. They now have two adopted daughters of their own (better watch your back Soon-Yi).  My advice to Allen is to keep his "woody" away from people's children.  That is all.